To the most hated person

To my boss,

I see you're having problems these days remembering things, like say, how I saved your sorry fat ass in the Cairo meeting infront of our new client.
Or how about the time you seemed to "mysteriously misplace" my medical insurance forms...
Or the many times I've answered your poor (yet annoying) wife for you, coz you're such an awful husband and can't be bothered to answer her yourself,
How many times have you eaten my lunch from the kitchen without asking or even apologizing for taking other people's food?
And how would you feel if I kept you in the office on Christmas Eve to finish off something I was supposed to do myself since SEPTEMBER
And that bonus, not to mention my raise... that you were too much of a coward to mention to your boss so I did it myself
Oh, and how we love to watch you kiss the big boss ass, especially when he ignores you like the worthless insect you are, and talks directly to me...

My boss from hell, you one sweaty idiotic jerk with no appreciation for the things I do you S.O.B. (U made me swear and am not the type who swears, damn you)
I hope you lose this upcoming promotion...

and I sure hope as hell that you're not secretly reading this blog!!!

Hopefully, I'll still have a job by my next post, and (fingers crossed..) a much-wanted and earned promotion!
Wish me luck wish me luck wish me luck