I love food. More specifically, chinese cuisine.
But I have come to a painful realization recently... that I should make a change in my eating habbits soon. Very soon. ASAP. Or esle....
How've I reached this conclusion? ok, here's the deal...
1-My favourite local chinese restaurant is on my speed dial
2- The guy who picks up the phone has my phone number and address memorized by heart.
3- The delivery guy and the phone guy know am having a bad day when I order 3 side orders instead of the usual 2.
4- The delivery guy knows me on a first name basis
5-They call me to check up am fine when I go for 2 days without ordering anything !
6-I know there's been a shift rotation in the kitchen when my Kung Pao chicken or glass noodles are not prepared the way I like 'em
7-The delivery guy doesn't accept tips coz friends don't leave a tip for friends, its insulting.
8- I've just referred to the delivery guy as my "friend"
9- My top kitchen drawer contains a 5 year supply of wooden chopsticks. Only. No cutlery.
10- The kitchen chef invited me to his wedding last month.
11- Finally... My father was visiting and he noted, "U eat so much chinese, ur eyes are starting to slant !" (Nothing racial, don't get me wrong, its an innocent joke!)
What do I do? Its been 14 hours since my last chinese meal and am craving the soy/ginger infused taste in my mouth!!
I wonder, is there a rehab for this sort of addiction? hmmm.....
HELP! am hungryyyyyyyy :'(
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